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Granny L. Kinkade
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Senior agent of the two-man Team Black Ops unit. Born: Lesbos Island, 1966. Self-styled smooth talker and womanizer, though actually neither. |
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Melissa The Conqueror
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Junior Team Black Ops member. 17 years old. Transferred to Chupa Esto from the Kingdom of Attaxia. Likes shopping, boys, Metal, and broadswords. |
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Lenny Brewster
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Liason between the Government and Team Black Ops. Takes a 10% cut of all contracts he negotiates. Also manages Alpha Squad and several other similar strike teams with cliched espionage names. |
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Lucille Brewster
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Lenny's wife. Like in the song--"Lucille! Bah-duh-duh-daNA-da nuh-nuh!" Lenny loves that song. It reminds him of Istanbul. |
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The Mad Angler
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
A fishing rod-weilding psychopath. Robs banks. Kills cops. Makes the mayor very angry. |
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Stephen Dedalus
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 2
Former corporate poet, now militant. Leader of the Poetic Literati Offensive. |
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Magic Berkowitz
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 2
Spell casting member of the two-man Alpha Squad team. |
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Two-Fisted Sally
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 2
Cyborg-enhanced member of the two-man Alpha Squad team. |
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Police Captain Max Studd
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Hard-working, sweaty captain of Chupa Esto's finest. |
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Molly
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High Student. A very naughty girl! |
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Demi
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High student. One of Molly's posse. |
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Ally
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High student. One of Molly's posse. |
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Lucas
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High student. Geek. |
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Mrs. Vargas
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High science teacher. |
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Principal Rooney
First Appearance: Volume 1 Number 1
Chupa Esto High Commander-In-Chief. |