Granny Kinkade and Melissa The Conqueror are Team Black Ops * -- Subcontracted by the government to take on all the cases too eerie, too shocking, too stupid for the other agencies to handle in the wackiest, spackiest, mackiest comic book in the whole wide universe!
* Oppenheimers!!

News Item! March 15, 2006:
... Okay, so there is no news. Give us a break already! At least the website is up!